Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Cubicle Haiku Archive - BREAKS


CUBICLE HAIKU

breaks

to soothe the workers
hacendados shipped in booze
here it's free pizza

Chick-Fil-A, my love
Alice and I to eat soon
'Dillos take us there

PB&J lunch
Wishing it was taco bell
My stomach no like.

the garbage reflects
my breakfast: coffee and a
granola bar - health?
potato nuggets
and biggie Dr. Pepper.
Breakfast at Wendy's

at least we are still
eating breakfast - I hear it
is a passing fad

I hate those taters--
Greasy disks of oozing slime.
They need ketchup bad.
 --or--
...Pass the Rolaids, please.

Overkill
Breakfast at Wendy's.
Holly Golightly I'm not.
More like LulaMae.

Seth/Supra's supper:
Shicken salad sandwich.
Satisfied stomach

bank wouldn't cash check
neither would jen so thank God
free pizza at work

I'm taking a break
to bid adieu to your boy
up at Ken's Donuts

airport: early drive
how much coffee will I need?
must sleep more tonight

must sleep more tonight...
say that day in and day out
Always more coffee

hot hot hot hot hot
I want a swimming pool and
lemonade, with ice

one should always smoke
and smile at the passers by
s'not work, my oh my

Cultural exchange:
Korean Barbecue. Mmmm.
mmmm, Dr. Pepper

i like free pizza
you never sausage a spread
so motivating

message from peta
asking me not to eat 'em
already full, belch

What is for breakfast?
Schlotzsky's Bacon Cheddar Scone.
Drying my mouth out.

Hypochondria!
bananas touch my stomach.
I'm going to puke.

messy commuter
jostling mug, heavy coffee
should have brought DP

fatback falafel
breakfast at bubba ganoush
olive a good pun

please hurry up, pal
only one stall in mens room
recipe for doom

are you eating corn
yellow goodness from pallet
to stool--crazy corn

twizzlers are the best
i try to eat them daily
gum is also good

tis time for a smoke
lest i drool on the keyboard
and get a big shock

cubicle haiku 2000

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